Introducing our legendary Graphic T-shirt: “I Don’t Sugar Coat Shit, I’m Not Willy Wonka”! Perfect for those who believe in keeping it real, this tee serves up a hefty dose of cheeky charm and wit. Crafted from our eco-friendly, vegan-friendly organic cotton, you’ll look good while doing good for Mother Earth.
With a playful nod to everyone’s favourite whimsical chocolatier, this shirt is for folks who appreciate a bit of sass in their style. Say goodbye to the fluff – life’s too short for anything less than authentic! Plus, it’s wrapped in plastic-free packaging because we care about our oceans (and SO should you!).
So whether you’re at the pub with mates or just lounging around, let your tee do the talking. Grab yours today, and join the Teevolution—where fashion meets fun and sustainability!
Size Guide
Centimeters
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
